Sponsor of our ‘Entertainment’ Shows:
At Below the Belt Grooming, we get Balls. Nads. Nuts. Tackle. Bro-varies. Whatever you call them – we’re here to look after them. We’re dedicated to keeping them fresh & dry, all day, every day.
So, this is for all men. To our sporty brothers, hot country dwelling blokes, tradies, labourers – even lovers of a thermal pantaloon: you can finally breathe a sigh of comfortable, sweat free relief.
Fellas, It’s time to finally embrace Fresh & Dry Balls
Sponsor of our ‘Decade of Decadence’ Shows:
Welcome guys and ghouls to your one-stop ‘chop shop’ for some of the worlds most frightfully fearsome hot sauces!
Lurking somewhere amongst the darkened chambers of an Enfieldian lair (Enfield being the one-time home to Boris Karloff, and also the world famous Green Street Poltergeist) one can find yours truly.. the nightmarish necromancer – Dean of the Dead – a moonstruck maniac who has spent many tireless hours bringing to life these monstrous elixirs…
The concept for these creations came around after attending a chilli festival during the summer of 2017. It was there that i had this rather electric epiphany – I wanted to blend my passion for horror movies with my passion for hot chilli sauce – holding true my infatuation with both the genre and the hot stuff!
Some might say i’ve been ‘CREEPIN’ it real!
All of my concoctions are made combining fresh fruit with some of the worlds hottest chillis. From South Carolina’s Carolina Reaper to Northern Indias Ghost Bhut Jolokia. You can be rest assured that these fiery little fuckers are as healthy as they come… There’ll be no more need to ‘EXORCISE’… although i guess there is no such thing as a ‘FREAK’ lunch!
So let me ‘AXE’ you this… Are you brave enough to indulge? Go ahead, give them a try… after all… no guts, no ‘GORY’!
Tell all of your friends – eat, drink and be SCARY!
Sponsor of podcast mascot Bodhi:
Have a dog and want to get the best stuff, but not sure if it’s worth the money, or indeed whether that toy will survive 10 minutes in your dog’s jaws?
Us too, and that’s why we set up The Bark Side.
Our family dog, Brutus, tests everything before we stock it; if it passes his testing then it receives his ‘Approved by Brutus’ stamp and we’re happy to sell it to our customers. Let’s not kid ourselves though – Brutus is the boss and I’m surprised he’s even letting me address you; he’s the face and voice of our business and he definitely calls the shots!
We’re currently online only, although we do also love having a pop-up shop at events and dog shows around the Midlands (if you’re an organiser, please get in touch!).
Everything available on The Bark Side is a bit more interesting than you might find in your local pet shop, including eco-friendly and guaranteed ranges, plus everything is under RRP.
So what are you waiting for? Come over to The Bark Side, where quality doesn’t cost the Earth.
(Bodhi already wants to do a podcast called “Tails From the Bark Side” with Brutus! – Dave)